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<v ->One of the best moments ever was when I was like 17,</v>

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and Drake took a photo with me,

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and captioned the photo with me Pickering Gawd.

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It really meant a lot to me and Pickering.

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What's up, Vanity Fair?

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I'm Shawn Mendes, and I'm here to teach you.

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I'm gonna try to teach you some Pickering slang.

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Let's do it.

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[upbeat pop music]

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Ajax.

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Ajax is a town very close to Pickering.

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My grandma and my aunt and my cousins live in Ajax.

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It's the newer version of Pickering.

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It's the little brother to Pickering.

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So yeah, Ajax is cool.

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I'm not from there,

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so I won't say it's better than Pickering, though.

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Mickey?

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I thought that was a world thing.

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A Mickey is a flask-sized bottle of liquor,

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a Mickey of vodka.

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Yeah, my mom's British, and she always said Mickey,

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so I always just thought it was her,

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but maybe it was her being Canadian.

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You get a Mickey, and then you can get a two-six,

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which is the bigger bottle.

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Two-six of Ciroc.

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I've been in the US, and I've been like,

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we should get a two-six of something,

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and then people have no idea what I'm talking about.

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The GO Train is basically the train

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that you can take from Pickering to downtown Toronto.

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If you wanna go see a Leafs game,

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or you wanna go see a Blue Jays game,

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or you wanna go see Drake at the Scotiabank Arena,

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it's whatever you choose.

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Famous Players.

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Famous Players is the theater in the Pickering Town Centre.

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I don't even know if it's a Famous Players anymore.

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I think they turned it into something else,

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but Famous Players on Tuesday,

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you could go and watch a movie for like $4.99

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when I was a kid, and that's what we did.

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I think I might've had one

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of my first kisses in that Famous Players.

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Snowbirds is somebody who goes

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to Florida for the winter.

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So like me, 'cause I'm in Miami right now.

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[laughs]

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And yeah, so that's a snowbird,

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is if you just go to Canada and reap the benefits of summer,

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and you leave during the winter, I don't know.

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I don't know if you can do that.

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I'm dying to get back home to that cold weather.

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If you're a loafter, I have a few loafter friends.

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My friend Brian is a huge loafter.

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It's like when you're trying to go do something,

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and they're just taking forever,

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and they're loafting around the place,

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and they're just not sure what they want to do,

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or they're trying to get things to bring.

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They don't know what they're doing.

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They're just loafting.

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They're just taking their time, too much time.

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Pioneer Village is a school trip go-to,

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and I remember Pioneer Village,

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because they gave you bread and jam,

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and that's what I remember about Pioneer Village.

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I think you go in fifth grade,

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and they teach you about the pioneers,

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and they teach you about the natives,

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and they give you bread and jam,

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and it was a lovely experience.

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I highly recommend it

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if you ever find yourself in Pickering.

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Beauty, a beauty is like, for instance,

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if [laughs] you do anything that is good for your boys,

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they'll call you a beauty.

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I don't know how else to exactly explain that,

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but "That guy's a beauty" means that guy's such a good guy.

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He's just a beauty, you know?

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He's a good guy.

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What you sayin'?

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Bro, what are you saying?

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Bro, what are you saying?

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I mean, my friends completely abandoned "What's up?"

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probably 10 years ago.

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The only thing we ever say is "What are you saying?"

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or even more so from just WYS, what you saying?

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Which is like, "What's going on?

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What are you doing?"

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That's jokes.

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[laughs]

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So funny.

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That's jokes is basically exactly what that sounds like.

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That's hilarious.

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That's jokes.

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No way, that's jokes.

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[laughs]

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The saying That's jokes is pretty jokes.

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A BeaverTail is the most famous Canadian pastry.

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You can get them in Ottawa,

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and they sell them on the side of the road,

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and it looks like a Beaver tail,

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but it's just a pastry,

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and you get cinnamon and sugar put on it.

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Darts.

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Darts are gross.

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Darts are cigarettes.

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If someone's smoking a dart in the backyard,

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they're smoking cigarettes in the backyard.

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I love being Canadian.

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I love these words that we use.

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Guy.

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Yo, guy.

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Guy is pretty much the most common used word

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I've ever heard in Pickering, or just in Toronto,

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and it's like the way you just call a guy

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that you don't know.

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You just say "Yo, guy!"

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Or, I mean, my friends call me guy, like,

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"What are you saying, guy?"

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And then my neighbor's name is actually spelled G-U-Y,

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and he texted me, saying, "What's up, it's Guy."

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And I thought he was kidding,

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but it's actually pronounced Gee.

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What's up, Guy, if you ever watch this.

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The washroom is the bathroom.

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That's a weird one.

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I went to America and I asked where the washroom was,

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and people were pretty confused by that,

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although I don't understand why,

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'cause it makes sense still.

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That's what people say when you tell them

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that you're from Pickering,

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instead of saying Toronto, and that's why I say Toronto,

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but that's why it's good to be bringing up Pickering.

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Durham Region Transit is,

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I guess, like the public transit of Durham Region,

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and Durham Region is the mama bear

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of Pickering and Ajax, and yeah.

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Timmies is another way of saying Tim Horton's,

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which is like, "You want some Timmies, bro?"

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Although I don't know if I ever asked my bros

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if they want Timmies.

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That's like something my mom would say, she would say,

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"Hey, I'm passing by Timmies, do you want some?"

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And I always say yes.

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Tim's is a long-time old friend of all Canadians.

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Toque.

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A toque is basically what we call a winter hat,

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like a beanie.

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I guess you in America, you guys call them beanies.

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That's called a toque in Canada.

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Bare is basically, if you're like,

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"I don't know if we have enough food,"

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and then you're trying to reassure your friend

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that you have enough food.

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You go, "Bro, there's bare food.

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We're good.

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We got bare food," which means a lot of food,

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and that's used for basically every single,

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we don't say it a lot in Canada, me and my friends,

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which is bare.

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Scarberia, a way to say Scarborough, Scarberia.

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A lot of people will say Scarbs too.

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No one says you're from the borough, though.

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[laughs]

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If someone's like, "Whose mans?"

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It's really when if you're in a public place,

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and your friend is being weird

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or doing something uncomfortable,

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or something really obnoxious,

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maybe you'd just be like, "Whose mans is this?

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Whose mans?"

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And you kind of disassociate from being with that guy,

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'cause he's being weird.

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It's kind of mean, but it's not meant in a mean way.

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It's more endearing when someone says "Whose mans?"

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It's funny, I think, to Canadians.

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Thank you so much, Vanity Fair.

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I hope I taught you some very important Pickering slang

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that you'll be able to use for the rest of your life,

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if you go to Pickering.

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It's getting cold, so please put your toque on.

